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#71 Post by **Gollevainen** » April 13th, 2013, 9:33 pm

I guess you don't want to hear the jokes we finns have from Swedish and Norweigians...

#72 Post by **heuhen** » April 13th, 2013, 9:42 pm

Gollevainen wrote:I guess you don't want to hear the jokes we finns have from Swedish and Norweigians...

Oh don't go there, if you do I will open my dark, dark book of jokes about you all...

#73 Post by **Navybrat85** » April 29th, 2013, 4:59 pm

I tried comedy once...did you know it's the only part of the entertainment industry where looks aren't everything?

#74 Post by **Erusia Force** » April 30th, 2013, 4:01 pm

heuhen wrote:
Gollevainen wrote:I guess you don't want to hear the jokes we finns have from Swedish and Norweigians...
Oh don't go there, if you do I will open my dark, dark book of jokes about you all...

Are you feeling lucky?

#75 Post by **heuhen** » April 30th, 2013, 4:40 pm

Yes! I am!

#76 Post by **heuhen** » May 23rd, 2013, 8:41 pm

This is for mister Gollevainen:

BTW. these are the simple one, they other ones have n language that is so bad that if I post them I would be banned from this forum for 50 years!

How do you know that you're talking to an extrovert Finn?
When conversing with you, he's looking at your feet instead of his own

What is the difference between Finnish weddings and Finnish funerals?
At the funerals there is one less drunk

You know you’ve been in Finland too long, when...
http://www.pauldickman.com/misc/helsinki.php

#77 Post by **Gollevainen** » May 24th, 2013, 2:20 pm

a quite alot of that list was spot on...

...I mean two finnish colleagues can share cartrip taking about 2 hours and not say a single word to each others but still consider themselves with friendly terms with that other person.

#78 Post by **Portsmouth Bill** » May 24th, 2013, 5:50 pm

A Finnish couple from Oulu; after many years conceived a boy Juhani. But Mr and Mrs Korhonen were disappointed that young Juhani never spoke. One day, when he was six, they were all seated at the breakfast table when Juhani spoke: "Mama, Papa, this porridge is too cold". Astonished, his parents asked: "but why have you never spoken up to now?" Juhani gazed back and replied: "there was no need, up till now everything has been satisfactory".

#79 Post by **heuhen** » May 24th, 2013, 5:53 pm

Portsmouth Bill wrote:A Finnish couple from Oulu; after many years conceived a boy Juhani. But Mr and Mrs Korhonen were disappointed that young Juhani never spoke. One day, when he was six, they were all seated at the breakfast table when Juhani spoke: "Mama, Papa, this porridge is too cold". Astonished, his parents asked: "but why have you never spoken up to now?" Juhani gazed back and replied: "there was no need, up till now everything has been satisfactory".

Finns!

#80 Post by **Scifibug** » June 7th, 2013, 7:03 am

#5 and #26 a and c.

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